![]() ![]() Imagine a fully realised downtown New York that replicates the feeling of playing street baseball with a ragtag selection of neighbourhood kids. The old arcade game Stickball would be a good candidate for a modern-day remake. ![]() Released on the ill-fated Gizmondo handheld console – and if you can get past the just passable gameplay – Tandem Bike Ride With Your Mum earns some respect for including a mother into a medium that favours fathers. Maybe in an upside-down Downunderverse, Dash was as successful as his bandicoot brethren, but sadly, not in our world. ![]() That’s all you need to know about this average 3D platformer that belongs with the rest of the Z-list heroes from the fifth generation. Dash Dingoĭash Dingo ate my Crystal Baby. The E3 reveal is still one of the most baffling moments of the trade shows history, up there with Mr Caffeine and the vitality sensor. Marching BandĪfter the success of Guitar Hero and Rockband, Activision stumped the world with Marching Band. Met with an icy reception when it released on the Xbox 360, it’s best to give this abominable snowman FPS the cold shoulder and move on. It lives on through various Gameboy emulators. Nintendo tried to nuke this unlicensed baby boomer from orbit, but alas failed. Why does this game exist? The only adequate answer I can come up with is so that I could write the following sentence: Clara Peller found her beef… and it’s with Sylvester Stallone. Fruit ShootĪ simplistic light gun game that’s not worth one of your five a day. Low-Blow BoxingĪs entertaining as giving yourself a low blow. Amazing how many of these titles are built purely around a pun, isn’t it? 32. I am the Grand Theft Walrus (an insignificant game not worth remembering). ![]() This game doesn’t have anything positive to say about it to warrant the “mixed Martian bag” joke I so desperately wanted to say. The only hit you’ll get with this game is the road. Having 2000 in the title doesn’t do much for this mediocre Gameboy bowling game. More like Dull-as-Dishwaterworld and a rip-off to boot. It doesn’t take an astrophysicist to work out that this game is a ripoff of Asteroids. Take my word for it, this game is definitely not your jam. Billy Graham’s Bible BlasterĪ fun retro curiosity, but considering this deposited some cash into Billy Graham’s heavenly bank account, let’s just move on. So join us as we rank the various fictional games in The Simpsons as if they were real. Zii Sports and Dance Dance Evolution weren’t included either as they are too close to their real-world counterparts. That sadly means no Nuke Canada, no Assassins Creed Summer of Love, or the retro game Bart plays with Grandpa. We’ve scoured 31 years of history to bring you a ranking of every fictional game in The Simpsons.ĭisclaimer: Only games that have clear footage and a name have been included. There has been a lot of video game-related stuff on the show over the years, from parodies to completely fictional games – check out some great Nintendo references here – but what if these fictional games were real? What if we had access to a certain slipper-wearing Professor from the year 3000’s fabled ‘What If’ machine? But as you can (hopefully) tell by the name and content of the site, we’re here to talk games. It changes you.įrom the over-the-top 80s action of McBain movies to the legitimately brilliant Planet of the Apes – the musical, not the planet – The Simpsons has parodied a wide array of 20th/21st century pop culture. We ranked every fictional video game featured in The Simpsons. ![]()
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